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1 - TAKE YOUR OLDEST FANDOM you know the one, that first thing you made art or wrote fic for, where you made all those really weird over the top OCs because you didn’t know any better
2 - TAKE YOUR NEWEST FANDOM yeah, that thing that you love and can’t stop thinking about right now
3- SMASH THEM TOGETHER like freakin’ conceptual play-doh
4 - MAKE SOMETHIN’ OUT OF IT make fic! art! a song! whatever!
And this is my result:
The Enterprise finds a world that is at first another strange duplicate of late 20th Century Earth. On closer exploration they discover a secret society of psionically gifted individuals manipulating the society from behind the scenes. These secret masters claim their abilities are ‘magic’, but Spock’s scans reveal strange energy fields surrounding the gifted people. While Spock investigates the basis of their strange powers, Kirk finds himself drawn into a conflict between factions in the secret society.
Eventually Spock and McCoy find the source of the ‘magical’ ability to manipulate the subspace forcfields created by generators hidden under ‘mystic’ structures. Scotty builds a disruptor that allows Enterprise personnel to disrupt the ‘spells’ cast by ‘wizards’ and ‘witches’. McCoy’s tricorder reveals that the main villain of the episode is actually a clone with a computer brain, being remote controlled by a badly damaged recording of the long-dead original. With that information in mind and with the help of a double-agent hidden in the villain’s organization, Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Ensign Attractive Female Yeoman, and Ensign Redshirt beam into the villain’s lair. Ensign Redshirt is killed immediately by a potted plant.
When the villain’s faction attempts to attack the Enterprise itself, Scotty destroys the generators that produce their ‘magical’ powers. Kirk punches the leader of the so-called good side for irresponsible childcare and teaching practices. Ensign Attractive Female Yeoman, for no reason the audience can understand, falls in love with the double agent and opts to abandon her post, career, and home by staying with him.
The episode ends with Spock and McCoy trading barbs while Hogwarts burns.